"you cant ship reibert; bertholdt likes annie!"
"you can’t ship jeanmarco; marco’s dead!"
"you can’t ship ereri; levi is twice his age!"
"you can’t ship mikeren; it’s practically incest!"
"you can’t ship-"
yeah you called me cute, but like
did you mean cute as in puppy cute
or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties
I hope none of you ever get laid
sometimes i feel sad but then i remember sebastian stan has a nine movie contract with marvel
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time